Lava Lamp

I love my lava lamp. I really REALLY REALLY love it. I'm not even kidding.












It would be HOT to have a bunch of them. I mean it literally would be hot. Temperature-wise. I'm pretty happy with just the one.


Here's a guy who maybe has too many:






















Though really the last thing a student of the Dementia Way would do is judge someone else's lifestyle, so have as many as you like. But if he is making a mistake from our perspective, it's having that strictly zero chick at his groovy pad. What kind of a person cries because of how someone else chooses to decorate his or her groovy pad? I ask you.

So lose the zero chick Bart, you don't need that. There are girls that'll dig your many lava lamps. They got all kinds of chicks out there. There are as many as there are lava lamps, at least.

Though possibly she's just sweating...?