Saturday, August 29, 2009

Jedi: The Most B of the OT, and That's Why I Dig It

See: A monster party palace like no other!

Dig: Robot Torture!

Witness: An alien slave girl forced to dance and then fed to a monster!

Feast your orbs on: A bikini girl in chains!

Aim your peepers at: A space hero who has been turned into a coffee table top!

Dare to lay eyes upon: The Planet of Man-eating Teddy Bears!

Encounter:
A flying motorcycle chase!

Confront:
A Galactic Emperor cackling evilly as he shoots lightning from his fingers!

All these, and other lurid pleasures await!

(Did I mention, a dancing alien slave girl?)

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