G.I. REALISM

G.I. Joe movie coming out. Strictly yawnsville for me.

None of the characters have superpowers. That makes the fans feel like they're seeing something real. But the people making it found a way to make it even more realistic, which is by having everybody wearing black, not just Snake-Eyes, the one everybody likes because he's so realistic. He's really realistic because he doesn't have any superpowers. Therefore, every fan of G.I. Joe lives a life exactly like Snake Eyes.

The makers of the movie put everyone in black because likers of grim and gritty comics and movies believe whatever they see as long as people are wearing black.

The Baroness has glasses and she wears a tight black leather outfit just like evil women in real life do. Grim and gritty fans are glad she can't fly because people can't fly. It's unrealistic.

If people's lives really had shooting in them, I doubt they would want to read their precious REALISTIC comics and watch their grim and gritty movies.

If only people who like bullshit realism followed the example of Snake Eyes and never talked. Movie theaters would be damn silent. There wouldn't be the reality experts making those little noises they make whenever something in a movie doesn't pass their reality gauge.

It would be nice.